Nick Styles (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} nick_styles) wrote,@ 2006-10-11 16:45:00 |
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I know it is not very nice to laugh at people's strongly held beliefs, but come on...
"Whenever I walk into my youth group, rock is being played. I feel Satan's control start to tighten"
"I would like to share a little testimony concerning my experience with 'Christian rock' music. I had listened to this music with my friends and at church social functions for several years before I got my own tape, recorded by a famous artist. Buying that tape was the biggest mistake of my life. Under its influence, my moral convictions began to dissolve and I allowed myself to become involved in a relationship with a boy from my church, against my parents' wishes."
Most importantly, don't EVER join a christian rock band, or this might happen:
Yes, chrisitan rock inevitably leads to Vampirism. Of course, there's no real eveidence for it, but it is scientific fact!
These are among the less abhorrent cartoons that can be found at Chick.com, what follows is not funny in the slightest, and I'll warn you, it may result in you wanting to smash your computer screen to pieces just to make it go away:
"Whenever I walk into my youth group, rock is being played. I feel Satan's control start to tighten"
"I would like to share a little testimony concerning my experience with 'Christian rock' music. I had listened to this music with my friends and at church social functions for several years before I got my own tape, recorded by a famous artist. Buying that tape was the biggest mistake of my life. Under its influence, my moral convictions began to dissolve and I allowed myself to become involved in a relationship with a boy from my church, against my parents' wishes."
Most importantly, don't EVER join a christian rock band, or this might happen:
Yes, chrisitan rock inevitably leads to Vampirism. Of course, there's no real eveidence for it, but it is scientific fact!
These are among the less abhorrent cartoons that can be found at Chick.com, what follows is not funny in the slightest, and I'll warn you, it may result in you wanting to smash your computer screen to pieces just to make it go away:
